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Habang nakikipagsiksikan sa MRT. May nahulog na diary. Diary ng NBSB. Napulot ng isang lalaki. Lalaking ang hobby... magpaiyak ng mga babae.

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Personal property of ABCD!


Name: Angelica Bianca C. de Makapili

Nickname: AB

Age: 23

Birthday: September 11, 1994

Gender: Female

Zodiac Sign: Virgo

Height: 5’7”

Blood type: A


Likes: Dogs. Eating. Reading.

Dislikes: Cats. (Lalo na ang pupu nila. Pwe. Kadirdir.)


Favorites:

Color: Green is life.

Food: m2m. Spicy food at maaasim. Basta hindi matamis at ‘wag spaghetti, please.

Movies: Saw series. (Basta brutal. Carnage. The best!)

Hollywood actress: Nina Dobrev

Korean Actor: Ji Chang Wook

Local Actress: Angel Locsin

Loveteam: ChardGel and JaDine

Singers: Taylor Swift, Avril Lavigne, Bruno Mars m2m

Sports: Swimming, basketball, volleyball, boxing, wrestling, badminton, table tennis, tennis. M2m (I just love sports.)


Expressions:

>WFD!

>Isang kembot lang 'yan.

>May reklamo ka? Itawag sa LTFRB!


Hobbies:

>Reading books or wattpad stories. (Lalo na sa jeep. Tapos may epal na nakikibasa.)

>Watching anime, KDrama, and American Series. (Minsan porn. Charooot)

>Writing on my diary.


Hidden talents:

>Professional singer. (Sa banyo)

>Best actress. (Sa harap ng salamin)

>Proficient dancer. (Legit)

>Self-proclaimed athlete.


Define love:

>Love is food. Love is anime. Love is KDrama. Wattpad is love. Pero kung seryosong sagot… love is 1 Corinthians 13:4-7.


Motto:

>NBSB: No boyfriend, stress break!


Who is your crush?:

>WFD ang initials. (Walang Forever, Dre!)


About me:

>NBSB.


>No Boyfriend, Still Beautiful. (Enebee!)


>No Boobs Since Birth. Check. (Masaya ka na?! Oo na! Chopping board talaga.)


>No Boyfriend Since Bitter. Check. (Hindi ako ampalaya. Sadyang hindi lang ako naniniwala sa mga lalaking liligawan ka, pero bandang huli ipagpapalit ka rin sa iba.)


Karagdagang impormasyon para sa ikasasaya ng mga kalalakihan:

>Hindi pa nahahalikan. (Romantically)

>Hindi pa napapasukan. (Pero naka-MOMOL ko na sa panaginip si crush.)

>Birheng dilag. (Duh! Sex?! Yuck!)

>In an open relationship. (Basta ‘wag lang In a REALationSHIT na puro talkshit.)


PS: Future kabiyak ko, copy-pasted lang ang ibang info sa sinagutan kong slumnote nung High School ako. Pero legit ‘yan. Since, binabasa mo na, ibig sabihin… kasal na tayo. Inabot ko na sa ‘yo ang diary ko. Mamaya maghohoneymoon na tayo. Siguro naman alam mong birheng dilag pa ako. Gusto ko lang malaman mo na hinding-hindi ko gagawin ang 69, dog-style, at BJ with deep-throat. Over my dead body. No! Pero gusto kong ma-experience ang cowgirl.


May reklamo ka? Itawag sa...


*.*.*


< Kudos Pereseo >


Napa-nakngtokwa ako nang mabasa ang PS.


This girl is epic!


*.*.*



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