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I LIKE YOU

Image Description NoInk   |   30 October 2017


by Gabbi Lanzona

Im not even going to say it explicitly in this passage because you cant get any more explicit than a title. Even so, caps lock and in italics and boldfaced and screaming at you across Broadway on a three-story marquee flashing lights blaring loud noises, you still wouldnt know it.

Thats all right. Its a good thing, really. 

Who am I kidding.

I did your homework again last night. And last week too. And the week before that. Because you asked so nicely. Just kidding its because,

I dont know.


Do you ever wanna slap someone with a fish because dear lord theyre so beautiful and they dont even know it because theyre so strange and irreverent and wonderfully bizarre in a world where everything is flat and grey and when they laugh its with no sense of any self-consciousness whatsoever its a laugh thats too hard and too loud and when they talk about something they really get into it with such passion and such detail as if the whole world depended on it but not their homework. Which is why I have to do it for you

I MEAN COME ON HOW MANY PEOPLE IN THE WORLD WEAR CROCS TO THEIR PARENTS SILVER ANNIVERSARY 

Youd probably run away if I ever said any of this out loud (except you suck at running). Or laugh really hard and slap me on the back.

Funny girl.

Friends.

I dont even know why Im writing this right now.

Dont ever write anything youre denying. Because youll look at what youve done and well aint that swell I got it bad dont I. Dont do it. Its a trap. 

And yet here I am, typing away.


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